I don't own a PSP, Not yet anyways, but I've been curious about the game Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core. So I decided to spoil myself and watch the entire game on the net.

Oh...my...GACKT!

I can't take the game seriously at all now. Everytime GacktGenesis showed up I started chanting, "GAAAAACKT!"

Genesis: *quoting something about Loveless*
Me: GAAAAACKT!

Hollander: *Mentioning something about Genesis*
Me: GAAAAACKT!

I'm pretty sure I've disturbed everyone in the house with that.

As far as plots got, well...there is none really or else I missed it. I knew I shouldn't have blinked during the game.

Zack? Oh, Zack! He's just so...Zack! I liked him before from that little cut scene in ShinRa Mansion on Disc 2, but did they really have to make him responsible for EVERY LITTLE THING IN THE GAME?!

I mean, TIFA'S BAR? AERITH'S DRESS AND RIBBON? EVEN MEETING AERITH THE SAME WAY THAT CLOUD DID?! You know, that's kind of pushing it. Why did they not keep Zack's womanising from FF7? It made me think of Zidane. Midgar is also WAY too shiny. Seriously. What happened to living under the rotting pizza? Do they expect me to believe that Midgar became that debauched in just a few years? Everyone has cell phonesPHS even. I kind of pictured these old school cell phones, you know the big bulky kind, every time PHS was mentioned.

I also think that the writers are taking the song One Winged Angel way too seriously. They should be flying in circles or into walls, dagnabit!

On the positive note: It's not half as bad as Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus.

GAAAAAAAACKT!!!!